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Topless Facebook Users Flood Christian Pastor’s Inbox With Breast Pictures...

I am the victim of that headline you just read up above.  Apparently the liberals have created a new holiday called “GoToplessDay”, where men and womens take pictures of their milksacks and then post...

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Is That Al Sharpton Fondling Eric Holder?

Well, well, well. Colored me surprised. I looks like three of the four horsemen are having a little willy nilly downtime.  I guess that Obama is grappling his 3 wood on the fairway.  Ha! I know the...

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God Unleashes Storm Upon Kansas Town For Getting Too “Gay Marriage Friendly”

Behold, the power of the LORD! In this picture, we can see what happens when you have a town that gets too gay marriage friendly!  Look at that powerful storm. What happens is that when towns think...

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God Uses His Power To Shut Down Burning Man, Rain and Hail Keep The Desert...

I prayed so hard this year for Burning Man 2014 to be ruined!  I joined hundreds of other pastors nationwide, crying out unto the heavens, “Dear Lord, strike down those hippie college students with a...

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Black Hollywood Producer Complains After Getting Arrested By Police For Being...

Yet another black man is giving the police a hard time.  This time, a Hollywood producer named Charles Belk is getting lippy with THE LAW after they accidentally took away his Civil Rights by: “Within...

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How To Protect Yourself from Scary Black Gunsmen

As we all know a black’s favorite past time is plotting on how to steal money from good, hardworking people. Just look out how Obama is stealing all of your paycheck and you can see even the best ones...

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Conan Displays His Fire Pole In Jeggings

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Is It Okay For A White Christian Cop To ‘Gently Beat’ His Black Citizens

Over the last several weeks, some ‘concerned’ readers sent sporadic emails to our intern staff about a column where we discussed the tendency of blacks to get a bit loquacious at inappropriate moments,...

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Christian Crusader Sarah Palin Is Officially Running for President in 2016,...

Christian mother Sarah Palin is running for office in 2016. At the big Iowa pre-caucuses over the weekend, Palin announced she is ‘ready to destroy Obama’s liberal utopia’ and will definitely run for...

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Is America Ready For Its First Black President?

As America grows increasingly upset with the current White House Administration, it has become clear that the winner of the Republican Presidential Primaries will likely go on to become President of...

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The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild reveals skinny dipping

The recently revealed game at the Nintendo Conference at E3 has confirmed skinny dipping to be a new detail on Link’s high rolling adventures. In this brand new Hyrule there are ponds and lakes a...

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Zelda The Breath of the Wild box art and Ganon confirmed

Here’s the box art for the new Zelda game, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild, we’re currently going crazy about. It features artwork we saw a while back, with Link aiming his bow. Now, don’t get me...

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Clinton And Sanders Meet To Plan To Take On Trump

After winning the Primaries, Hillary Clinton met up with Bernie Sanders  for almost two full hours at a local restaurant to come up with a plan to take on Donald Trump. The two have come together to...

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Women to Register for the Military Draft

In a recent Senate session, Ted Cruz suggested that women be required to register for the military draft starting January, 18, 2017. This would be a radical change in the American military history for...

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The Trump Show Isn’t Funny

  In an interview with John Kasich from Yahoo News and Politics, he stated that he was not impressed with the progress Donald Trump was making in his campaign. When asked what he was going to about...

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McCain: “Obama is Directly Responsible For the Orlando Shooting”

Barack Obama is directly responsible for the Orlando nightclub shooting.  As reported by Senator John McCain, the president of the United States is to blame for the tragedy.  Here is the video:The post...

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Ayesha Curry: NBA Is Rigged

Following the Warriors’ defeat on Thursday night, many fans and critics became suspicious that unfavorable calls during the game may have been part of a larger conspiracy to ensure LeBron James and the...

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Pokémon Go Player Finds Body

A Pokémon Go player discovered a body floating in a brook in New Hampshire.  The Pokémon game lead the player to a secluded location where the body was located, according to officer Robert Giggi of the...

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Gays Create Pokemon Go To Destroy Straight Marriage?

Sources are reporting a record number of couples are filing for divorce this summer and blaming the gay-power app Pokemon Go! “What many consumers fail to realize is that Pokemon was created in Japan...

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The Walking Dead: Hillary Clinton Orders Death of Glenn

Fans of hit television show The Walking Dead are in mourning today after learning the victim of Neegan and his bat Lucille is none other than series favorite Glenn. Insiders to the show reveal that...

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